Pablo Escobar's Brother Is Trying To Raise 50 Million Dollars To Impeach Donald Trump.......Wait What?

Complex- In a very strange turn of events, Pablo Escobar’s brother Roberto “El Osito” Escobar launched a GoFundMe campaign in an attempt to impeach Donald Trump. Hoping to raise at least $50 million for his company Escobar Inc., it’s not entirely clear what Roberto’s precise plans for the money are. On the page, which has since been removed, Roberto claimed he has a lot of information that could harm Trump’s career. “I am the brother of a Latino hero, I have eliminated many people from power. … Trump will be impeached,” he wrote, as TMZ reports. It’s evident that a family known for drug trafficking isn’t going to just give up dirt for free, but still $50 million sure is asking for a lot. According to Roberto, he has information that Robert Mueller would want to hear, whatever that means. “We, the people will impeach Donald Trump with Pablo Escobar’s family holding dirty secrets of President Trump, his family and associates,” the promo image for the page promised.

What? What’s going on? Did I miss something? What the hell do these three people have to do with each other? The title of this blog reads like a mad lib. The best part is that Pablo Escobar’s brother never says what he’s going to use the 50 million dollars for. Sure he says he’s going to impeach Donald Trump but there are no specific ideas in place on how he’s going to use the 50 million dollars to accomplish that goal. Pablo must be so embarrassed by his brother. Pablo used to run the world by being the baddest, meanest, scariest mother fucker on the planet. Pablo used to make 50 million dollars every three seconds. His brother tries to make the money by starting a GoFundMe. Lame.

I will say, I’m very intrigued by a potential war of words that involves Pablo Escobar and Donald Trump. Talk about two alpha males. I know it’s Escobar’s brother who is leading this charge, and Pablo probably doesn’t even know it’s happening because he’s currently on trial for everything, but I need Pablo and Donald to start taking shots at each other. We’re a little over two years into the Trump presidency and one of the main themes is that he doesn’t back down from anyone. If anyone takes a shot at Donnie T, you best believe he’s coming right back with a haymaker of his own/a series of mean tweets. Would he respond the same way if the opponent is an infamous murderous drug kingpin? I think the answer is yes. The Donald would say something like, “I like like drug kingpins that weren’t caught” or something crazy like that. I’m here for it.

PS- I got Pablo Escobar and El Chapo confused but the blog is staying up. Pablo Escobar is dead. He’s been dead for decades in fact. I watched an entire show about Pablo Escobar on Netflix and (spoiler alert) watched him get killed in the show. I knew he was dead. Whoops.